Prophet of the Month
Meet our resident prophet, Bob, who predicts the weather with uncanny accuracy. Or not.
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Our team of expert prophets has been predicting the future for centuries, and we're not just talking about your aunt's predictions for world peace and free cheese. We've got prophets who can predict:
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Meet our resident prophet, Bob, who predicts the weather with uncanny accuracy. Or not.
Stay tuned for more predictions, or don't. We'll probably get it wrong either way.